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Romantic Moment -- Tony Hoagland

(Poem #199)Romantic Moment
 After seeing the documentary we walk down Canyon Road,
 Into the plaza of art galleries and high end clothing stores

 Where the mock orange is fragrant in the summer light
 And the smooth adobe walls glow fleshlike in the dark.

 It is just our second date, and we sit down on a bench,
 Holding hands, not looking at each other,

 And if I were a bull penguin right now I would lean over
 And vomit softly into the mouth of my beloved

 And if I were a peacock I’d flex my gluteal muscles to
 Erect and spread the quills of my cinemax tail.

 If she were a female walkingstick bug she might
 Insert her hypodermic probiscus directly into my neck

 And inject me with a rich hormonal sedative
 Before attaching her egg sac to my thoracic undercarriage,

 And if I were a young chimpanzee I would break off a nearby treelimb
 And smash all the windows in the plaza jewelry stores.

 And if she was a Brazilian leopardfrog she would wrap her impressive
 Tongue three times around my right thigh and

 Pummel me softly against the surface of our pond
 And I would know her feelings were sincere.

 Instead we sit awhile in silence, until
 She remarks that in the relative context of tortoises and igunanas,

 Human males seem to be actually rather expressive
 And I say that female crocodiles really don’t receive

 Enough credit for their gentleness,
 Then she suggests that it is time for us to go

 To get some ice cream cones and eat them.
-- Tony Hoagland

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